Full Bottle In Front Of Me T-Shirt



There are lots of great quotes out there and this is one of my favourites. It has been attributed to a few different sources but Tom Waits is probably the best. The quote goes I’d rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy. Man that just rolls off your tongue and is so true. If you’re a Tom Waits fan or a fan of a good party or you just don’t want a lobotomy then this full bottle in front of me t shirt is for you. Would be a great gift for a friend that likes to drink or a great party shirt. It comes in white with wine coloured graphic or a black shirt with white graphic.

What’s special about this full bottle in front of me t shirt:

  • Special t shirts for men and women
  • Graphic t shirts for people that like to drink and pontificate
  • Our T shirts are available online
  • This t shirt says I’d rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy on it
  • A Keg and wine glasses figure prominently on this t shirt
  • People who are Tom Waits fans will like this t shirt

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About This T Shirt:

  • 100% ring spun combed cotton
  • Modern fit with extra softness
  • Tubular with shoulder-to-shoulder tape
  • Features 100% combed ring spun cotton for light, extra-soft comfort
  • Double-needle stitching on sleeve and bottom hem
  • If you prefer a relaxed fit, we recommend ordering one size up from normal.

Dimensions for Men’s Shirts in cm:

Width 45.72 50.80 55.88 60.96 66.04 71.12
Length 71.12 73.66 76.20 78.74 81.28 83.82

Dimensions for Women’s Fitted Shirts in cm:

Size S(4-6) M(8-10) L(12-14) XL(16-18) XXL(20-22) XXXL(24-26)
Width 41.91 44.45 48.26 52.07 55.88 60.33
Length 63.5 66.04 68.58 71.12 72.39 75.57

Length: Shoulder seam at collar to bottom hem
Width: Underarm to underarm

Care Instructions:

Turn inside out. Machine wash at 40° C. Do not bleach, tumble dry or dry clean. Do not iron image.

Full Bottle In Front Of Me T-Shirt

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