Description

There are lots of great quotes out there and this is one of my favourites. It has been attributed to a few different sources but Tom Waits is probably the best. The quote goes I’d rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy. Man that just rolls off your tongue and is so true. If you’re a Tom Waits fan or a fan of a good party or you just don’t want a lobotomy then this full bottle in front of me t shirt is for you. Would be a great gift for a friend that likes to drink or a great party shirt. It comes in white with wine coloured graphic or a black shirt with white graphic.

What’s special about this full bottle in front of me t shirt:

• Special t shirts for men and women
• Graphic t shirts for people that like to drink and pontificate
• Our T shirts are available online
• This t shirt says I’d rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy on it
• A Keg and wine glasses figure prominently on this t shirt
• People who are Tom Waits fans will like this t shirt

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About This T Shirt:

• 100% ring spun combed cotton
• Modern fit with extra softness
• Tubular with shoulder-to-shoulder tape
• Features 100% combed ring spun cotton for light, extra-soft comfort
• Double-needle stitching on sleeve and bottom hem
• If you prefer a relaxed fit, we recommend ordering one size up from normal.

Dimensions for Men’s Shirts in cm:

Size	S	M	L	XL	XXL	XXXL
Width	45.72	50.80	55.88	60.96	66.04	71.12
Length	71.12	73.66	76.20	78.74	81.28	83.82

Dimensions for Women’s Fitted Shirts in cm:

Size	S(4-6)	M(8-10)	L(12-14)	XL(16-18)	XXL(20-22)	XXXL(24-26)
Width	41.91	44.45	48.26	52.07	55.88	60.33
Length	63.5	66.04	68.58	71.12	72.39	75.57

Length: Shoulder seam at collar to bottom hem
Width: Underarm to underarm

Care Instructions:

Turn inside out. Machine wash at 40° C. Do not bleach, tumble dry or dry clean. Do not iron image.